What can Obama do for me, a black man who has it all?

I have plenty of money. I have a wonderful family. I have a black wife who is wonderful. Of course I have had my share of white women too. I love the way they make their hair smell like fruit some strawberry, melon, or sometimes peaches. hmmmm good. I used to love walking into a party with a dime piece white woman on my arm. But, the game is the game and I never considered one for anything serious. Now, I have plenty of money, respect, power and prestige all under Clinton and Bush. What could Obama ever give me that I do not already have? There is one thing I could never get on my own... White peoples apology... O thank goodness for Obama. Finally theWhitepeople are going to get what is coming to them. Obama 008.